infidelity: according to an 8-year old

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buki (ina, my little sister) and me were eating at kfc sm yeesterday, august 30, 2007. this was how our conversation went:

kate: bok, gwapo o, sa imo likod. tan-awa. intsik.
buki: (ni lingi sa luyo niya) o, taas ug ilong.
kate: pero minyo na lang. naa man singsing.
buki: ai, magbuwag pa bitaw na sa iyang asawa.
kate: huh? (then i asked her..) ganahan ka magbuwag si daddy ug si mama?
buki: dili
kate: nganu man?
buki: dili lang ko ganahan. ikaw?
kate: okey ra ko bisan unsa. unya kay badlungon man gud si daddy.
kate: sultii ing na dili magpabadlong.
buki: ai, dili ko. dili man na maminaw sa ako.
kate: kang kinsa pa man diay siya maminaw?
buki: sa imo.
kate: nganu ka ingon man ka ana?
buki: basta lang. maminaw man na siya sa imu.
kate: kay mama ai.
buki: nah, samot. dili na maminaw ka mama.
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and then our topic went on to the last known girl of my father's escapdes.

buki: ingun nila sexy pero ang nawong, ayaw na lang.
kate: si kinsa?
buki: si (name) ba.
buki: (back to the guy behind her) naa siya bungot pero gwapo siya.
kate: nganu diay ang mga lalaki na naa bungot, bati diay ug nawong?
buki: o
kate: hala, sumbong tika daddy ha. bati-an diay ka nawong ni daddy?
buki: o
kate: pero daghan man siya babae lagi?
buki: di man nawong ang gi apas nila, kwarta man.
kate: kinsa nag ingun nimu ana?
buki: si mama.
kate: kinsa nag ingun nimo na ang lawas nindot pero ang nawong ayaw nalang?
buki: si tita (name)
kate: noh? nag storya sila ana na naa ka naminaw?
buki: ang-ang, nagnutana man ko kung unsai naa ana ni (name) na na kuan man ni daddy.
kate: maski na. dapat dili ka nila laboton sa ilang storya kay bata pa ka.
                                                       ---oOo---
sad huh? need i say more?

Comments

  1. XXXX YYYYSeptember 4, 2007 at 1:25 AM

    nuh? c ina mura na ug dakong tawo mo storya...

    ReplyDelete
  2. kate betSeptember 4, 2007 at 12:55 PM

    yeah, mura naman gani dakong tao kung mu singka sa ako. =D

    ReplyDelete

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